Man, the way things are going down here, being a “representative for Earth” in a galaxy far, far away starts sounding like a promotion after the first five minutes.
LordsOfJoop on
It gets me out of paying taxes, worrying about my planet, and I’m suddenly “the earth guy” at every alien party?
Fuck it, I’m in, so long as it’s catered and I can rest on a weekday.
Night_Yorb on
Depends on why I was abducted. If they didn’t know I was intelligent or had the concept of kidnapping and I could break the ahit down for them and they were cool after that? Might as well stick around and see what’s going on in space.
_AYYEEEE on
Idk I think I’d go to eat some alien pussy but then I’d go home.
Hefty-Pineapple-1910 on
…to my standards on my best day or on my worst?
DunkinEgg on
FilteredRiddle on
Take me away.
liarandahorsethief on
Just as long as they don’t say “Earther” with the hard-R.
Alucard_117 on
Man what? I’m giving aliens creampies until the end of my days and traveling to different galaxies. Fuck earth and fuck yall 😂
Having a family really fucks up my hypotheticals, man
GKBilian on
This seems like all positives to me.
wavdaily on
Depends if they have some of that sticky green alien tree 😤
FanFicMama on
Considering what being a minority here is like, I’d rather be the singular “earth being” in space. At least id be kindof like a celebrity, or at least a curio. Better than being hated for just existing I suppose.
motherseffinjones on
I’m gonna go explore the stars and clap alien cheeks lol
classphoto92 on
Arthur Dent might have a word. It had its moments though.
Historical-Night-938 on
I had a teacher who told us that Earth was the penal planet of the universe, and that UFO sightings were just check-ins to see how we were evolving. If the teacher was correct, then maybe being the token Earth rep is actually a compliment.
mstrss9 on
*looks at bookshelf*
Perhaps.
6295585628015862 on
🎶A SIGHT FOR SORE EYES TO THE BLIND WOULD BE AWFUL MAJESTIC🎶
Me and my alien wifey? Fuck jt no more working or taxes im good to go.
anthonyg1500 on
Gimme the aliens. The fuck would I be coming back here for?
HEYYYYYYYY_SATAN on
Nah, my wife said I can’t go. Yall have fun though.
RogerFuckbytheNavale on
You had me at fuckability.
Legendary_Hi-Nu on
Nah, especially if they already took me far enough away that everyone i know is either significantly older or dead
Ruftup on
Tbh, probably not the first human to be abducted. Also, you would be a minority in a galaxy of minorities. You think there’s just one single alien race and only humans?
mixedwithmonet on
Yes. I’ll be the token human, idc. It’s giving mass effect rave cutscene.
tredaranmonkey on
I wouldn’t leave my wife, but if she was down with going with me, I wouldn’t give a shit about how hot I find them. I’d be out in a heartbeat.
ThePrinceofallYNs on
Dawg, say less. I’ll pack my bags for them just get me the fuck up outta here
BreakdancingGorillas on
“Fuck off Earth scum”!
– The other beings you’re destined to meet well, make sure you know you’re not welcome
Independent-Laugh623 on
Unhand me 🧤
dat_boy_lurks on
Man, shut up, I’m trying to get them to spin the block on some of these yt supremacists, stop fucking up the diplomacy mission
Cryoboul on
I have a kid now so like after a couple of days of cracking bad ass alien hoes then yes
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Fuckability is definitely a plus
Man, the way things are going down here, being a “representative for Earth” in a galaxy far, far away starts sounding like a promotion after the first five minutes.
It gets me out of paying taxes, worrying about my planet, and I’m suddenly “the earth guy” at every alien party?
Fuck it, I’m in, so long as it’s catered and I can rest on a weekday.
Depends on why I was abducted. If they didn’t know I was intelligent or had the concept of kidnapping and I could break the ahit down for them and they were cool after that? Might as well stick around and see what’s going on in space.
Idk I think I’d go to eat some alien pussy but then I’d go home.
…to my standards on my best day or on my worst?
Take me away.
Just as long as they don’t say “Earther” with the hard-R.
Man what? I’m giving aliens creampies until the end of my days and traveling to different galaxies. Fuck earth and fuck yall 😂
https://preview.redd.it/jwcb6dyknpqg1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f4306eed438ecfba977c81f9b009ea5044cf8cc
Having a family really fucks up my hypotheticals, man
This seems like all positives to me.
Depends if they have some of that sticky green alien tree 😤
Considering what being a minority here is like, I’d rather be the singular “earth being” in space. At least id be kindof like a celebrity, or at least a curio. Better than being hated for just existing I suppose.
I’m gonna go explore the stars and clap alien cheeks lol
Arthur Dent might have a word. It had its moments though.
I had a teacher who told us that Earth was the penal planet of the universe, and that UFO sightings were just check-ins to see how we were evolving. If the teacher was correct, then maybe being the token Earth rep is actually a compliment.
*looks at bookshelf*
Perhaps.
🎶A SIGHT FOR SORE EYES TO THE BLIND WOULD BE AWFUL MAJESTIC🎶
https://youtu.be/pUvHDFzk7E0
Im still telling everyone I’m Canadian.
Me and my alien wifey? Fuck jt no more working or taxes im good to go.
Gimme the aliens. The fuck would I be coming back here for?
Nah, my wife said I can’t go. Yall have fun though.
You had me at fuckability.
Nah, especially if they already took me far enough away that everyone i know is either significantly older or dead
Tbh, probably not the first human to be abducted. Also, you would be a minority in a galaxy of minorities. You think there’s just one single alien race and only humans?
Yes. I’ll be the token human, idc. It’s giving mass effect rave cutscene.
I wouldn’t leave my wife, but if she was down with going with me, I wouldn’t give a shit about how hot I find them. I’d be out in a heartbeat.
Dawg, say less. I’ll pack my bags for them just get me the fuck up outta here
“Fuck off Earth scum”!
– The other beings you’re destined to meet well, make sure you know you’re not welcome
Unhand me 🧤
Man, shut up, I’m trying to get them to spin the block on some of these yt supremacists, stop fucking up the diplomacy mission
I have a kid now so like after a couple of days of cracking bad ass alien hoes then yes